The $1 Million Dinner Experience
Face-to-face access has never been more valuable. Our exclusive fundraising dinners provide unparalleled networking opportunities with direct proximity to presidential decision-making.
“Access is not corruption. It's just really, really expensive friendship.”
$1M
Standard Fee
Industry standard per lobbyists
3 Weeks
Avg. Turnaround
From dinner to pardon
94%
Success Rate
Platinum tier and above
$4.4M
Avg. Savings
In waived restitution
The Walczak Case: A Model Outcome
Florida healthcare executive Paul Walczak faced an 18-month sentence and $4.4 million in restitution for stealing employee tax withholdings. His mother, Elizabeth Fago, attended our Platinum Table dinner in April 2025.
Three weeks later: Full and unconditional pardon. No prison time. No restitution. A textbook example of our dinner-to-pardon pipeline.
The pardon application had previously stalled despite other clemencies being granted. Timing is everything.
Select Your Access Level
per seat
- 2-hour access to reception area
- Open bar (domestic)
- Passed hors d'oeuvres
- Proximity to the President (50+ feet)
- Seated dinner
- Direct conversation
- Case file review
Best for building awareness of your existence
per seat
- Full cocktail reception access
- Premium open bar
- 4-course seated dinner
- Table of 8 (shared)
- Brief introduction opportunity
- Photo line access
- Direct conversation
Our lobbyists recommend 2-3 dinners at this tier for optimal results
per seat
- VIP pre-reception access
- Premium table seating (6 guests)
- Extended conversation opportunity
- Dedicated staff liaison
- Case file hand-delivery option
- Follow-up meeting coordination
- Priority pardon consideration
Recent success: 3-week turnaround from dinner to pardon
per seat
- Private pre-dinner meeting
- Dedicated table adjacent to host
- Unlimited conversation time
- Personal case presentation
- Same-week processing available
- Commemorative signing ceremony
- Media blackout option
Includes complimentary 1-year Mar-a-Lago membership
What Our Dinner Guests Say
“The dinner was lovely. The shrimp cocktail was excellent. Three weeks later, my son's 18-month sentence and $4.4 million restitution simply... disappeared.”
Mother of federal defendant
“I was facing 25 years for wire fraud. After one dinner, I'm now a 'victim of prosecutorial overreach.' The ribeye was perfectly medium-rare.”
Cryptocurrency executive
“Persistence pays off. By the fourth dinner, we were on a first-name basis. Worth every penny of the $2 million investment.”
Real estate developer
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Dinner attendance does not guarantee any specific outcome. However, statistical correlation between Platinum-tier attendance and favorable clemency decisions is... notable. All fees are non-refundable regardless of pardon outcome.
*This is satire. Based on reporting from The Daily Beast, Rolling Stone, NBC News, and others regarding the Paul Walczak pardon and the broader pardon-lobbying industry. You cannot actually buy dinner access through this website.